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Archive for March 28th, 2008

JEZEBELLE BOND IS PISSED OFF AT “FAKE JEZEBELLE”

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Saw this on myspace. Not sure what it means but Jezebelle is cool so this other chick must not be if Jezebelle is saying she sucks.
the envelop please…
and NADIA JADE WINS!!!!
why does she deserve this monumental award? let’s dive into the reasons, shall we?!
1. SHE’S TOO UGLY TO POST PICTURES OF HERSELF…
yes, it’s true! instead […]

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS PARODY

Friday, March 28th, 2008

You just gotta love Hustler! Yeah, not only ’cause they hire me to write awesome articles, but because they have tons of balls and humor.
Oh yeah, and ’cause Larry is a powerful, powerful man.
HUSTLER Magazine’s June 2008 issue ad parody is a surefire hit…right below the belt! Straight on the heels of the teen-pregnancy film […]

POISON’S RIKKI ROCKETT ARRESTED ON RAPE WARRANT

Friday, March 28th, 2008

It’s funny ’cause Poison and Warrant were rivals back in the late 80s hair band era, and now the Poison drummer is joining Warrant.
Well, kinda.
So he raped a chick? So what, right? I mean, he’s a fucking rock star and can do whatever he wants to!
Actually, no he can’t.
But I wonder why he would need […]