Archive for March 19th, 2008
DREAM COME TRUE TURNS INTO NIGHTMARE
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008How many times have you fantasized about something like this happening? A hot chick is hitchhiking and offers you anal sex for a ride!!!
Ya, we all have those types of dreams!!! Read on for the nightmare part!!
Report: Woman offers sex for gas
A encounter in east Mesa, AZ. has left a woman in jail and […]
WHY WE LOVE ROXY JEZEL
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008It is no secret that most porn chicks are drugged up wastes of space. They come, they suck cock, they do your drugs and then leave. Sometimes they even won’t leave. It’s an awful sight and it is awfully pathetic.
But Roxy Jezel is a special breed of porn chick. She’s super sober, even more super […]
I’M A BIG, BRIGHT SHINING STAR!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Hey go to AVN.com and check out the story my old boss Mike Albo wrote about me.
UGLY LITTLE BITCH!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Okay, so I went out last night to dinner and met a stellar chick named Wendy L’Belle who owns the clothing company…um, Ugly Little Bitch (for the life of me I cannot remember her company’s name off the bat ’cause for some reason or another I keep thinking Stupid Little Whore). I must have some issues that I […]
SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE UP
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008I was reading this morning about a cop in Connecticut who got fired for stealing hot dogs from a court concession stand last year.
Wait, that’s not the funny part.
What is hilarious is that the cop was also charged with trying to intimidate winesses who saw him swiping the pig intestine from the vendor.
I can just […]
HAIR OF THE DOG
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008“does your coat smell like dog ass, too?”
Taylor has been saying for years now that when my beloved dog Rhiannon finally passes away, she wants to use her to make a shawl. I don’t think I’ll let her accomplish that goal ’cause for one I think its gross as hell and two I wanna get […]
THE NEWEST EPIDEMIC HITTING THE STREET!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Last night I was out having sushi with three beautiful women. After getting over the lashing we took from an old lady with a hip replacement who didn’t enjoy being told she drank too much sake, we settled into a lovely meal that mostly consisted of rice vodka (a close second behind Russian and Polish […]
READER EMAIL: J-HO DOLL
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Rob writes…..
yo fayner LOVE your shit, good luck on the new site! we’ve been gettin a lot of press from this Radar article, thought maybe you could spread the love. I know you have a special spot in your heart for J-Ho, i remember the hilarious review you did last time…now her […]
NEW NEW YORK GOVERNOR HAS AFFAIRS TOO… JUST NOT WITH A HOOKER
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Original posting at 7:27 a.m. ET: N.Y. Gov. David Paterson, who took over the state’s top job yesterday after Democrat Eliot Spitzer officially resigned amid a prostitution scandal, has told the Daily News that he and his wife, Michelle, had affairs during a rough patch in their marriage several years ago.Over the course of several […]