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Archive for March 31st, 2008

HA HA HA HA HA

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Okay so newbie Winter Sky came over today to talk World of Warcraft with Dez. She brought her little puppy Corso and we were out in the driveway watching our dogs team up on it.
“So I did a scene today for Hypno Zombie Slaves,” Winter told us.
“Were you really hypnotized?” Testa asked.
“No, but they told […]

A FUNNY TONY TESTA STORY FROM A MEXICAN WHOREHOUSE #15

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Stopped by Barrett and Testa’s house today ’cause Tony wanted to give me his Duff Beer jacket from The Simpsons which probably means he’s gonna be asking me for a huge favor in the next couple of days. Also, they were cleaning out the garage and wanted me to do manual labor.
Somehow, like most times, […]

WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Okay, so I woke up early just like every fucking day at around seven. It hurts.
And then I got a text from a porn chick.
Come over and fuck me silly
Did I mention she’s young and sexy?
Well, she is.
And the funny thing - well, the sick thing - is that I didn’t jump in my car […]

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

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