Archive for September 25th, 2008
THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Thursday, September 25th, 2008I’ve seen a lot of great things. For instance, today I saw a bloodhound fall into a pool. That was pretty great. So were Charley Chase’s boobs as they fell out of her top.
But this, let me tell you, is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
You know, how in your daily existence you spend a [...]
I LOVE LOOSEY LUCY
Thursday, September 25th, 2008First off, let me say that not in one million years would I ever think I’d be writing about an I Love Lucy porno movie. Ever. And that is why I am frightened.
But I am a journalist, and there is a code amongst us to always look for a good story, no matter how silly [...]
TERRORISTS 2, AMERICA 0
Thursday, September 25th, 2008There was a movie about Hunter S. Thompson called Where The Buffalo Roam starring Bill Murray back in the late 1970s. Although a classic in my eyes, I’m sure not a lot of people have seen it.
Anyway, there is a scene where Craig T. Nelson (from the show Coach) as a cop is testifying against some [...]