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HELP US GET A HELPER MONKEY!
By Fayner | May 29, 2008
Dez and Staci’s mastiff Lou is in need of a helper monkey. He will only eat his food (Wolf King dry food $40, $20 wet food and various meats) if someone feeds it to him with a spoon. Yeah, he’s that lazy!
Well, Homer Simpson had a helper monkey, so Lou wants one too. I think everyone would be grateful if Lou had one, too. The monkey could be trained to clean up Lou’s PoopFoot when he steps in poop. The monkey could wake Lou up to tell him to bark at a stranger. The monkey could take some of the constant affection Staci gives her “watchdog” Lou-Lou for himself. The monkey could get into the cabinets for treats for Lou.
Everyone wins.
Can we buy a helper monkey or do you have to actually need one to survive in order to get one?
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