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EXCUSES, EXCUSES
By Fayner | August 4, 2008
Some guys just look like rapists. Take this guy to the left for instance…doesn’t he just look like he enjoys forcing a woman to have sex with him?
Enjoyed, I should have said, because this guy named Richard Cooey has been in Ohio’s jail system since 1986 when he raped and then killed two young women [see his rap sheet here.
I can understand if you’re asking “what about him? I don’t get this story!” but let me get to the point, okay?
Cooey’s scheduled to be put to death on October 14 of this year for his dasterdly deeds.
But - and there is always a but - Cooey’s lawyer says that his client is too fat for execution. Weighing 267 lbs. at only 5 foot 7 inches, Cooey is indeed a fat man. But the claims that his veins are bad and that he is on one of the drugs used to put the inmate to sleep before being killed and may have a resistence to it, thus making his execution extremely painful.
And?
I mean, so what? Who cares if this rapist and murderer is in pain when they kill him? He should be. I can’t believe his lawyer is using this excuse. He must sit at night with a gun to his temple every day…
Hopefully, the Judge ruling this case will let them kill this fucker. Too fat to die is a fucking joke.
Just ask Elvis and John Candy and Jabba the Hutt…
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I checked into a hotel and went up to my room. I called down to the manager and said “i got a leak in my sink.” The manager said “go right ahead, the customer is always right.”
Yeah, this guy is toast.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Fair is fair, Fayner. Jabba wasn’t morbidly obese. That’s just how Hutts are built.
Anyway, he was strangled to death (although for forcing Leia into a kind of sex slavery…so maybe this story has come full circle.)
Fuckin’ John Candy. I stand by THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
Then again, I stand by CADDYSHACK 2…
August 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I stand by Uncle Buck