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DARKKO’S WET FOOD 2: NOW THAT’S A LOTTA COCK!
By Fayner | August 14, 2008
I figured some of you are still eating lunch so I felt putting this picture of wet food is better than the one on the box cover of the movie unless of course you enjoy looking at pictures of chicks with many penises in their face.
In that case, you got problems, and shouldn’t come back to this site ever again.
Just kidding. I love you all.
Anyway, I saw Darkko last week and he handed me this movie from his trunk called Wet Food 2. Lana Croft is on the cover, and she is holding a bowl under her mouth. Five erect dicks circle her face, she reaches for one with her lips. It is quite possibly the most romantic thing I have ever seen in my life.
Testa tells me the scene with Annette Scwartz is gross even for him, and he loves them German bukkake flicks.
Let’s just say I skipped through this movie with my hand covering my eyes most of the time. Sorry, I just don’t like seeing that many dicks in my porn.
Is that to say I like seeing that many cocks other times? No.
But Darkko is fucking amazing, no matter what he does with a camera. He is the best this business has to offer.
People want movies where chicks suck many, many dicks? Darkko will deliver this better than anyone as is evident in Wet Food 2.
In this time of Olympic Fever, I’m happy to see penises of different nations and colors getting along long enough to slap around a whore and douse her with semen. It shows that there is hope for this planet after all.
I bet that if all the world leaders did one of these scenes together with a dirty whore there would be no more war after that.
You can quote me on that.
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