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KEEP TRYING KID… SOMEDAY YOU’LL GET IT RIGHT

By FaynerIsBack | September 18, 2008

I love this guy Ryan Rayzer over at my old stomping ground Lukeford.

The kid tries so hard, but he just keeps falling short.

Today he put up several stories related to the Kayden Kross incident, nothing like getting into the action 24 hours later!

Same for AVN, last night they post the story about Kayden and they seem to think it’s “breaking news” 10 hours after the fact, no wonder their magazine is now only relegated to bathroom reading material and their website is meaningless because it’s typically a day behind the news. There was a time when AVN was considered the gorilla of the industry, now it’s just a chimp..

But I digress.

So the little one, Rayzer, posts………

She is in jail and this is considered a very serious matter.

She’s not in jail, I mean if she were in jail that would have been cool, because it would have meant my interview with her yesterday was of the jailhouse variety. But I can assure you and the 11 readers you have left (me included) that she’s home, safe and sound, seeking advice from Mike South on her next move.

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5 Responses to “KEEP TRYING KID… SOMEDAY YOU’LL GET IT RIGHT”

  1. Darrah Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Maybe because he has better things to worry about like getting out of Texas after being stranded there by Hurricane Ike, his arm getting cut by a tree, limited electricity and power, and not being up to what’s happening at this very second.

  2. Tony Batman Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I am wondering if this is a bigger story on the sites than it is in real life? Just wondering. I love reading this site though no matter.

    True that she is not in jail, she did come and hang with me at Porn Star Karaoke, not really jail, we did run into China (she was sober) and Joey Fatone (he was quiet and polite). So the KK popparotzi cavalcade was slightly overshadowed.

    Maybe we can get her to host next Tuesday.

  3. LLD Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    LF has turned to crap, and did so way before fucking Ike.

  4. john Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    fayner, your articles are hilarious!

  5. g Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    “August 6, following an FBI investigation. Kayden was arrested at LAX following a trip to New Zealand [in her blog on ClubKayden.com, she wrote that the arrest stemmed from a custody battle over a dog].”

    This quote shows Mike South and any other apologists are idiots. The FBI or any other agency or prosecutors are not following your travel schedule over a dog.

    You can probably look at this two ways — a young woman asked to take $10,000 as a front (dorthy) and walk away or the prosecution of an out spoken pro-porn actress. Either way she is fucked unless she has someone bigger to rollover on.

    As other sources said, they have a paper trail that nails her. Even if they don’t they intend to nail her hard enough for headlines which may be all they need. What does KK have to offer — being a front. Most likely nothing. She should be ready for about 4 to 5 months of jail.

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