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UFOs: REAL OR REALLY RETARDED?
By Fayner | September 19, 2008
I got an email from my old buddy Mystery Cock AKA J. Nocera who along with his family owns many Boston area restaurants including the wonderful Chateau in Waltham.
Apparently, J. is interested in UFOs. I for one think they’re completely bogus, that there is no way in hell they exist. And if they do, why would they change with the times, like how the 1950 UFOs are all box-like and simple but the ones we “see” now are all sleak and updated? Aren’t these cultures supposed to be millions of years ahead of us? How could 60 Earth years mean any advancement on their part?
I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong. But I’d like to meet a UFO witness who isn’t inbred. That would be quite rare.
So this is what Mystery Cock sends along:
Hello there
I have been doing allot of research on ufo`s in the last few years.
Let me assure you my friend, they are as real as our former drug problems and the rabbit hole goes
so fuckin deep you honestly have no idea.
In an effort to help get the truth out I would ask you please post this famous William Cooper speech
It cost him his life and i am sure you and your readers will enjoy.
See it here
Much thanks and love
Huckelberry Hamsauce AKA Mystery Cock AKA J.
Anything for you, Jason! Hey, remember when you fucked that whore in New Jersey and you left the used rubber on her doorknob knowing her mother was coming over? That ruled.
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