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IT GOES DOWN THE THROAT, NOT THROUGH IT
By Fayner | April 17, 2008
Okay, so I was trying to go somewhere with this title above but felt it was a bit too strange writing about oral sex with dogs so I’ll just end it here and go on to the story at hand…
I was running errands yesterday morning, and one minute after coming home and sitting down the phone rings. It was Keith.
“Get over here right now!” Keith yelled into the phone.
“What happened?” I asked.
“Smokie [his and Taylor’s dumbass Pit Bull] is hurt bad! She got a stick jammed into her throat! There’s blood everywhere!”
“So take her to the vet,” I replied.
“That’s why I’m calling you! Come and take her!”
I did. The whole ride over I’m thinking Smokie is about to die, that there’s a giant hole into her throat and she will either bleed to death or not be able to breath and will die.
I show up at their house and grab Smokie. Okay, so the hole is super huge and there is blood, but the stick or whatever it was that lodged into her wasn’t through her throat but through her chest. I could see inside her. Yucky!
I got to the Vet hospital and brought Smokie inside. All the other people waiting with their tiny dogs got all sick from looking at Smokie’s deep wound. Finally I got to see the doctor.
Turns out Smokie was very lucky that the hole was where it was; any farther up or down and she’d probably be dead. But she’s fine. $200 worth of stitches and we were out the door.
Now most dogs would realize they were hurt and would lay down on the couch all cute and milk it or all its worth. But not Smokie; she tried to jump into the fucking pool!
What a dumbass.
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