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JENNA JAMESON’S VAGINA STOLEN
By FaynerIsBack | April 23, 2008
Move over, Michael Jackson. An Orange County man has redefined the meaning of “crotch grabber.”
In the early morning hours of April 15th a suspect broke into Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and helped himself not to the till, but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson’s own erogenous zones worth $250. (Unlike Ms. Jameson, however, the item is described as “Open-ended for easy cleaning.” Whatta woman!)
Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.
According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he’s faced with an unyielding till: “Video shows him try to break into the store’s cash register, but it wouldn’t open for him” but, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, “he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store.” SCORE!
Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar–besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. LAist would like to remind the police, however, that it’s always a good idea to wear gloves when retrieving stolen property.
got this email from Tod Hunter
The MSRP on that Jenna Jameson faux snatch is $385.75, per Jordan at the Doc Johnson PR outfit.
Just another example of the mainstream media undervaluing porn.
–t
intrepid investigative reporter
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April 24th, 2008 at 2:35 am
This story is hilarious.