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SO CHICKS CAN DO TRIPLE ANAL BUT WE CAN’T GO TO THE MOON AGAIN? WHAT GIVES?
By Fayner | May 21, 2008
I’m not sure how I got on the moon landing kick today (oh yeah, it was with the story about dog cloning!), but I’ve been a firm believer that the whole thing was a total fake since seeing the film A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to The Moon in which the 1969 historic event was shown as a hoax to make the Soviet’s think America was more awesome then them.
It’s been almost 40 years (July 20th, 2009) since NASA astronauts “landed” on the moon. 40 Years! Since then we’ve seen technology strive like mad, bringing us things like the internet, hybrid cars, cloning, flying squirrels, DVDs and cell phones, to name but a few.
But no one has been back to the moon for 40 years? Why is that?
I mean, a chick can shove three large objects in her vagina or anus at one time, but we can’t do something we did four decades ago? It doesn’t make sense.
Maybe they should send Bridgette Kerkove to the moon since she could shove anything and everything in her butt at one time. Imagine what she could do in zero gravity???
Am I right or am I right?
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May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Its been almost 40 years since we went to the moon for the first time. We went several times after that, the last time was around 1975. But I as you am not 100% convinced we really went.
May 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I miss Bridgette Kerkove.
I wonder what she’s up to these days..