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OUCH
By Fayner | August 6, 2008
We were watching the end of the movie 21 last night. At one point the smart guy leans in to kiss the hot rocket scientist chick, and she backs off. It is obviously an awkward moment.
“Oh, that sucks!” I say. “I know how that feels. That’s the kind of thing that takes years to shake off.”
“Yeah, it sucks,” Staci replies.
“It’s happened to you??”
“Yeah. His name was Kirk. It was in the 7th grade.”
“I bet Kirk is now killing himself over that one. He probably has everyone of your films and cuts his wrists every night with how stupid he was back when he was 13.”
“What’s funny is that we did go out for a bit later that year. And one day he leaned over to kiss me at the bus stop in front of everyone and he bit my fucking lip! We didn’t last much longer than that.”
Anyway, while I try and think of my most embarassing moment with a chick to tell all of you, why don’t you tell me yours? It’ll be our little secret.
I promise.
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August 6th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Christian School, Spiritual Life Committee Leader, Bob, takes me home from a play cast party..in my own driveway, he leans over, flips back the car seat and starts ripping the top of my pararie girl dress! Then he grips my chin with his hand and sucks on my lower lip until I can taste blood! I felt panic rising…is this rape? NA! fucking pent-up, repressed Christian boys! I shoved him off me and ran in the house slamming the door behind me. Mom comes over, sees my swollen purple lip and torn dress and says, ” I bet you THREW YOURSELF AT HIM!!! You are such a tramp, trying to seduce the sweetest boy in school!!”…no lie, it really happened. We all began to call him Lip Sucker when he walked by..he thought is was a compliment…bet he’s in jail now for raping his cousin or something.