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WHICH SIMPSONS CHARACTER WOULD YOU FUCK?
By Fayner | August 7, 2008
Testa came over this morning for breakfast. Okay, fine, he stayed the night here, but we only dry humped and nothing more…
Anyway, somehow the conversation ended up on The Simpsons. It was prolly cause we were watching the show, but who knows?
Oh, I remember now, Testa was saying how he wants conjoined twins to blow him at the same time. And then we were talking about twins, so of course he had to ask me if I’d fuck the most popular twins in television history: Patty and Selma from The Simpsons.
I said I probably would.
Testa said he wouldn’t, but I don’t believe him.
Edna K? Of course.
How about Lydsay Nagel? I asked.
Who is that? Testa asked.
I laughed. Amateur.
She’s the corporate woman, I said.
Oh yeah! I’d fuck her.
Lovejoy’s wife? Yep.
Maude Flanders? You betcha.
Apu’s wife? Oh yeah, she’s hot, too!
Anyone else from the show you’d fuck?
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August 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Dude…MARGE!!!!????
Or Lurlene Lumpkin during the Colonel Homer days.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Lisa, cause banging underage cartoon characters is hot…
August 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
it wasn’t just any conjoined twins, I wanted the ones who have 2 heads on the same body.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Princess Kashmere (the redhead stripper) ’cause she’s hot, Disco Stu ’cause he’d have blow.