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ALAURA EDEN’S DARK PAST
By Fayner | August 7, 2008
I was going through some stuff in the garage and came across a box I thought was mine but turned out it was Staci’s (Alaura Eden) box of stuff from when she was a teenager.
But before I could figure out it wasn’t my stuff I pulled out an old VHS tape and read the label which said “Staci’s Wonder Years audition: Winnie Cooper“.
Come again???
I instantly went and confronted Staci.
“Really?” I asked.
“Yeah,” Staci replied, “that was a long time ago. I forgot all about it. Obviously I didn’t get the part.”
“The world has to be told about this!” I shouted.
“I don’t know,” Staci worried. “People will think I got into porn because I didn’t get the Winnie Cooper Wonder Years gig!”
“C’mon, please??????”
“Okay, fine.”
The VHS tape is being transfered to digital as we speak, and the audition will be posted here soon. It’s quite hilarious, I can tell you that much…
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