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WE GOT A CELEBRITY BLOGGER, TOO!
By Fayner | August 11, 2008
Over at my old stomping ground LukeFord.com, the new guy seems to be realizing how truly difficult it is to maintain a writing pace the readers demand. I know all about it; I’ve tried to keep a 5 stories a day schedule since I began doing this porn blogging thing 5 years ago and it hasn’t been the easiest thing to do.
So, instead of grinding his teeth and rolling up his sleeves and writing more, the new guy Ryan is soliciting celebrity bloggers to help fill up space on the page. Smart move, really. No, really, it is.
He’s got the Love Twins working for him now. That sucks, ’cause I wanted them for my site. I mean, who doesn’t want two okay-looking chicks with little or nothing to say writing for him? I know I do.
So I felt belittled that they’d get the mediocre Love Twins and some other chick Destiny Davis writing for them, and I get nothing.
I can hear everyone laughing at me.
So what did I do? I went out in search of my own celebrity blogger. And boy did I find one!
She was covered in filth and begging for crack money!
That’s right, she’s back!
When I saw Tiffany Holiday yesterday I knew I’d found just who I was looking for: a disgusting pig who’s seen nameless faces dousing her with urine in back alleys for $10, who has sucked cock for a McDonalds $1 Menu item of her choice and who can send the nastiest of junkyard dogs running away in fear.
I’ve promised to pay Tiffany $10 for anything she comes up with.
I’m expecting something written in heroin-needle blood…
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August 11th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I wish I had 10 dollars to pay a celebrity blogger like that.
I will now search of a celebrity blogger for my site as well, so I can feel like i am keeping up
I always feel everyone laughing at me, I don’t think that will ever go away…LOL
August 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Sounds like my kind of girl.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I may not know much about porn (yeah shut up!) but from years of experience with mainstream celebrity blogs, I know a thing or two about what works for them.
No one gives a shit about what you write. Most visitors go to sites to look at pictures, read the comments & participate, and to be informed and entertained. Unless you’re hysterically funny like a MichaelK, he can rely solely on being funny for people to keep on coming back. But Michael also has pictures and crazy people coming back in the comment section. His site is pure gold. If it was a porn site too, I would be shitting rainbow sprinkles!
You’re not that funny. I come here because you’re a porn insider and hoping I can steal something from you. Since you already know these people and can get into parties and events and porn stars coming over, take pictures and make this site like Christian’s site. And since you would be taking the pictures yourself, you won’t have to worry about getting angry emails about taking pictures from other sites and photo agencies.