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FROM PINK TO GREEN
By Fayner | August 12, 2008
For a few years, this was my view as I took smoke breaks outside the Hustler building. I liked it. I kinda miss it, too.
Hey, Hustler, wanna hire me back?
Oh, okay. I understand.
Anyway, I got an email today saying Hustler has gone green. By that, I mean they’ve become more aware of the problems to the environment and have implimented a new plan which will cut costs for the hundreds of employees of the porn powerhouse.
Nowadays, expect the LFP office to be open earlier and closing later and not being open every other Friday. That’s pretty cool.
Maybe to further help the planet, Hustler can let 20 lucky employees stay over night once a week in Larry’s enormous apartment on the 10th floor of the LFP Headquarters, which would mean less driving and more productivity since they can get more sleep. Plus, someone gets to wear Larry’s pajamas!!!!
I have all the great ideas.
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