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TAYLOR RAIN VS THE FLY
By Fayner | August 14, 2008
I called Taylor just now to see how she’s doing as she is very pregnant and ready to pop any minute now.
“Dawg, I’m goin’ fucking nuts over here!” she yelled into the phone.
“Hey, watch your language around the baby,” I shot back.
“Oh, yeah, sorry.”
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“Its this fucking fly! I’ve been chasing it around the room for four days!”
“You can’t kill a fly?”
“Its a little baby fly!”
“What about Bandit? He can’t get it?”
“He’s been trying, too! Neither of us can get it! What do I do??”
“Staci’s Japanese, you should have her come over and kill it! She’d get it on the first try!”
“Oh, yeah! Tell her I need her help right now!!!!”
“I’m on it!”
We will keep you updated as to what transpires next…
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