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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
By Fayner | August 19, 2008
Everyone around these parts are anxiously awaiting former smut slut Taylor Rain’s baby to arrive via Stork Express, which is having some difficulty we assume due to the bad weather caused by my storm TS Fay.
Sorry, TR!!!!
I’ve been checking out the fence around my house to make sure that when TR’s daughter comes and her dogs are brought to me - until they’ve been properly trained to not attack her new bundle of joy - they won’t be able to sneak out and terrorize the neighborhood.
Smokie, that is; Bandit and Bella wouldn’t do something as stupid as leaving their good life of fluffy pillows to rest their head and yummy food to eat. Smokie might. She’s done it recently.
But as some doctor measures how big TR’s vagina is getting I’m thinking about taking care of 4 dogs for a month during which time my mother is coming to visit plus my sister and her new boyfriend, too.
So send some love to TR who is kinda tired of being pregnant and just wants to meet the creature that’s been curled up in her belly for many months. It should be any day now.
And is it bad to announce the name of the baby before its born?
It is?
Fuck it, I don’t care, I’ll say it anyways.
TR’s baby will be known as Gertrude Wilma Rain, the first name coming from her great aunt and Wilma ’cause the Flintstones is her favorite cartoon.
We’ll keep you posted.
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