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TOO LEGIT TO QUIT (HEY HEY)

By Fayner | September 5, 2008

So I know I said I was gonna stop doing this bullshit I’ve been doing for many years now, but truthfully I believe I would miss it and you all a great deal and therefore am giving it another shot.

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, but I’ve been dealing with my mother coming to visit, Staci and Dez moving out, three crazy dogs moving in and something else I can’t remember..oh yeah, my best friend Taylor Rain having a baby.

But I’m back. I may or may not have found Jesus. You’ll soon know the answer….

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8 Responses to “TOO LEGIT TO QUIT (HEY HEY)”

  1. Batty Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Good to have you back.

  2. chris Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Found Jesus? I assume your were looking in East LA…

  3. Topopiperno Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    I’m really happy to hear that, it’s stupid but I was quite missing you all… perverts!! Bye, greetings from Tuscany and good job!!!!

  4. mike Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Whew. Glad to have you back, my virtual homie.

    I’ve been reading your shit for like eight fucking years - checking you at least a couple times a week from the nation’s capital. I just don’t think I could go on without you and your hilarious musings on America and of course, all manner of smut sluts.

    More power to ya.

  5. yoyo Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    i echo the comments above … so glad to have you back. been reading you for many, many years and was feeling a real void with your absence. hope you’re well …

  6. john Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    glad to have you back!

  7. Darrah Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:50 am

    Are you fucking kidding me? I thought Taylor forced you to quit in order to be the godfather of her new baby. The fucking conspiracy theories I had running! I don’t even know who the fuck you are but I was fucking worried about you. Fucker!

  8. X-Aminer Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    So glad to have you back, Scott.

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