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WHY I FOUND JESUS
By Fayner | September 7, 2008
Okay, here’s the deal: I’m sick and tired of Luke Ford the actual person being known as the Jew who writes about porn.
I’m the real Jew, 100% running through my blood, and here he is some Australian who converted to Judiasm and he is the Jewish porn writer?
That sucks for me, especially since I’ve just been told by my father that during WW2 my grandfather’s whole family was brought to Aushwitz and killed while he was sent to a work camp which he eventually fled and carried on the family.
How is that for a Jew? Did that happen to Luke Ford? I don’t think so. The most that’s happened to his family is that a kangaroo kicked his uncle Mert in the balls.
Hardly compares.
So I’ve thought long and hard about this and have decided to become a child of Christ.
Now maybe I’ll be known as the Catholic porn writer!
So I had to change some of my thought to cater to my new religion.
HATE FAGS EVEN WHEN THEY’RE YOUR CHILDREN
Check!
HATE ABORTIONS EVEN AFTER RAPE
Check!
HATE ANY OTHER GOD BY JESUS!
Check
This new religion is sweet. Jesus rocks!!!
Also, with the birth of Taylor’s daughter I’ve learned to see that the only thing that could create something so wonderful is Jesus Christ!
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September 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I finally decided to write a comment on your blog. I just wanted to say good job. I really enjoy reading your posts.
September 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Yes we will all refer to you at the Catholic Porn writer from this time on.
As an Italian (grandparents are both Northern and Sicilian) (A scandal if you know Italian)
I was baptized Catholic but escaped early at age 6.
I hear the benefits are good if you help your church squeeze extra money from old ladies.
You even get your own altar boy if your really good.
Congratulations on your new found glory.