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NICK MANNING: AS AWESOME AS HE WANTS TO BE
By Fayner | September 8, 2008
Nick Manning is hotter than you. He’s hotter than me. He’s almost hotter than Brad Pitt. That’s how awesome he is.
So obviously I was super stoked when Nick walked up my driveway yesterday to shoot a scene I allowed to be done inside that my good pal Barrett Blade was directing for Massage Parlor. Nick looked as handsome as ever, wearing a very tight shirt that looked to me to be made of mesh. I asked Nick if he’d wear a mesh tank top half-shirt if I got him one. He said no.
Anyway, I asked Nick what happened to the guy who a few years ago tried robbing Nick’s car only to stab Nick in the neck with a pen before Nick finally beat him up.
“Well, after his month-long stint in the hospital, the cops released him. Stupid move, ’cause apparently he went right out and stole another car!”
I also caught Nick all oiled up topless in the driveway checking himself out in a window and smiling. I’m not sure he saw me seeing him, but either way he didn’t stop until he had enough of staring at his glistening muscles.
That is all.
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