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I’M STUCK ON HUSTLER, ‘CAUSE HUSTLER’S STUCK ON YOUNG CHICKS
By Fayner | September 22, 2008
I was trying to be clever and change the old Band-Aid commercial (”I’m stuck on Band-Aids, ’cause Band Aids stuck on me!) but I don’t think it worked.
Hey, you win some and you lose some. Too bad I’m on one hell of a losing streak.
Still I try. Is that worth nothing?
I’ve noticed one thing after getting Hustler Video DVDs in the mail as screeners: They like black chicks and young chicks. Wait, that’s two things. Actually, if you consider that they also like young black chicks it would be three things.
Man am I stoned right now…
So my Real College Girls #16 DVD came. I truly enjoy the idea of a female student needing money so she unleashes her inner-slut and takes on the whole English department. Or some stuck-up cheerleader passing out at a kegger and being violated by half the football team and their small steroid cocks. Actually, that one is considered rape so I take it back. Basically, I’m trying to say that I like scenarios where a college chick is coaxed into sucking dick. And I know that it ain’t real, that sure these chicks may be in college but what they’re portraying on film isn’t reality. But I like it anyway. So there.
Barely Legal is another series that I like from Hustler Video. I thought this series would die a fast death when Clive passed away, but thankfully his lovely wife Erica is there to take over her late-husband’s work and sometimes I’m unable to tell where his work ended and hers began because she has the game down boy howdy let me tell you! What I’m trying to say is that yes, I watched Barely Legal Little Runaways, and yes, it excited me, and yes, I went and locked my bedroom door, and yes, I pulled my pants down, and yes, I touched myself with the moon glowing through the trees and the neighbor’s cat hunting some rat in the yard, and yes, I remember walking away with a smile on my face.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Besides the Hustler Hardline series I’ve always found Hustler movies to be kind of weak. I like the hard ass gonzo from the likes of Red Light/PlatX, Evil Angel, and others.
Also, I increased your fame by quoting your kayden kross scandal coverage. Well done on that.
take a look:
http://www.houseofsodom.com/2008/09/22/victim-in-kayden-kross-scam-speaks/