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WHAT HAPPENED TO SCOTT LYONS?
By Fayner | September 23, 2008
Barrett was at my house on Sunday shooting Massage Parlor. Scott Lyons was one of the guys hired to get whacked off.
Now, I haven’t seen Scott in quite a few years. The last thing I remember about him was that he weighed around 100 pounds and had a huge fucking cock.
The lovely and talented Charlie Chase was over, too, and we were drinking mimosas. When Scott was about to start his scene, I said to her, “go check out his dick! The guy is a freak of nature!”
She did. She came back and said, “I’m not impressed.”
So I went and looked, not because I like looking at cock but because I am an investigative journalist and it is second nature for me.
And low and behold, Charlie was right!
It seems Scott gained quite a few pounds over the years. I’d say he’s closer to 140 now, and obviously the extra weight on his body has made it so his dick looks smaller.
I never would have guessed that a 9 incher looks bigger on a skinnier guy than a fat guy.
Geez, now I know. So by getting off cocaine and gaining 25 pounds this last year, the fact that I look so much better now means jack shit ’cause now my penis looks even smaller than it did before. I’m not sure that was a complete sentence but because of my sudden sadness I don’t really give two shits…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
mike south called you a trust fund baby. is that true? care to clarify?
September 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
That’s a hilarious story. Scott has always been one of the most recognizable people in porn because he looks like a starving Ethiopian with a third leg.